So about your night last night...

So i decided to go out with a girl who never really goes out…first mistake, but i wanted to be nice so i invited my friend and he brought a friend as well. We meet up around 9:30 and she wants to rush there and I’m like no, you never go to a party the time it starts. So we went to Wendys..real classy I know and we meet this Lesbian woman who carried a beer in her purse. Basically the new love of my life. So a different friend of mine is in town so we decide to visit her at the party shes at. Of course everyone there is already drunk and having the time of their lives..lucky them. So we finally go to this party this girl knew about. Shes leading us there..second mistake, and I notice that its taking way too damn long so we look it up and theres an east and west. wtf!? like seriously? So we then walk all the way back and this is like 10 blocks or so to get to the street and to find that the house doesnt exist..great. I then notice shes looking at a facebook invite and its a different adress..wow really you cant even read the location? As we get to this party it gets busted. And did I mention it was the party we were at in the beginning of the night?!? So FML, I just went home and watched Jersey Shore. awesome night… not. lesson learned never trust a person who never parties.

i made out with a gay guy. i broke up with my boyfriend. took some shower shots. met steve the cab driver. bbmed with a new friend. played jenga, and lost. broke my digital camera. ate gross rice. and freestyle rapped.